"Exercise your First Amendment rights by listening to 'A Crowded Fire'...Do it!" - Anthony Romero, Executive Director of the ACLU

"A Crowded Fire cares about black people" - Kanye West

"The comics haven't stopped talking about you....You're very funny!!" - Sal Froio, owner of Sal's Comedy Hole (NYC)

"It's good and it's funny." - Frank Fuller from The Last Laugh

"I like your writing...very funny!" - Marcelo Lewin from The Daily Farce

"Your work is witty and you have great potential" - Schmooley Filistine from Political Hell

"Visitng 'A Crowded Fire' is even better than staring at your own reflection in a pool of Carrot Top's liquefied remains while a passing midget plays air-bass to the tune of 'I Whupped Batman's Ass' by Wesley Willis." - Ryan Carey from Gonzo Sandwich USAGETLOAN - no fax no teletrack payday loans direct lenders faxless.

"Aaron Sussman's humor demonstrates an inexplicable level of insight for a comic so recently emerging from the throes of adolescence.  His political slant, observational interpretations, and social commentary will most assuredly be provoking laughter at the expense of morons, hypocrites, and the right-wing establishment for years to come... or until his curious and untimely death." - Jesse Sommer, The Audio MTO on 88.1 fm

"It scares me to think your ideas are actually being broadcast to a listening audience.  Well, at least I take comfort in knowing that at 1:00 AM most of the Wesleyan listening audience is either stoned or tripping."  - my high school principal

"You rabble rousing, spoiled rich kid.  Am I happy to know that the 1st Amendment is protecting my right to read your rants - at least for awhile - until W and his crowd win another 4 years and continue to pad the pockets of their cronies, tell the big lies, trash our constitutional rights, and wage more immoral wars under the guise of Homeland Security.  What I say is - Americans are so stupid, they deserve to be screwed by W and the neo-cons.  When the draft returns and social security collapses and a lot of kids (non-white public school kids) are left behind, they can all cough in the polluted air and drink a glass of brown water - a fitting "cheers" to their ignorance....  I loved the site.  I'm happy to see that your parents' money is being well spent." - my high school teacher

"He beshat himself much, for he was phlegmatic of the buttocks.  He has sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our People and eat out their substance.  Or you could get really meta on the review and just use this line" - Thom R.  

"You are so funny and the most handsome boy in school." - Mom

Bookmark This Page!

Site launched: August 4th, 2004  Please report any technical problems with the website to Radio@ACrowdedFire.com